From Penny Arcade, a justification for why geeks love fantasy football:

It’s so, so true. Except that, even though I’m a geek, I’ve always loved football. And I even played sports in high school. (Wrestling, not football, but still, it’s a sport…)
From Penny Arcade, a justification for why geeks love fantasy football:

It’s so, so true. Except that, even though I’m a geek, I’ve always loved football. And I even played sports in high school. (Wrestling, not football, but still, it’s a sport…)
The best laid plans…
11Alive League: Engineer Doug J. still has LT and TO and is up by 14 points. I will lose.
Chesley’s League: Producer Alexander Q. is up by 80 points, and even with LT and the Patriots D still to play, there’s no chance I’ll come anywhere close. But I did predict that Alexander would beat me, so it’s not QUITE so painful.
Fraternity League 1: Final score — 155 to 88. I lose. He had AP and the Eagles defense, which together accounted for almost as many points as my entire team.
Fraternity League 2: Final score — 117 to 73. I lose. He had Drew Brees.
And, possibly worst of all… I was at the Falcons game, and the Dolphins lost 19-7… and it wasn’t even that close, with the Dolphins TD coming at the very end of the fourth quarter. At least I can take heart in the Dolphins defense holding a strong Falcons offense to only 19 points. Though it would’ve been 26 if Jason Elam hadn’t missed so many kicks. Seriously… what happened?
On the bright side, I’m up by 11 in my IDP league with LT still to play. He has a DB on the Patriots defense, which is a little worrying (I expect Trent Edwards to throw a lot of INTs), but I think LT will offset that.
I’m going to go lick my wounds now.

If Pierre Thomas is one of your starters, sit him this week: he's injured. (AP photo)
And you’ve had time to stew.
Producer Alexander Quince, during both the drafts he and I participated in, had this maxim:
Think long, think wrong!
That particular aphorism can be applied to lineups as well. Tonight is the first game of the season, and it’s likely either you or your opponent has one Steeler or one Titan playing tonight. If you drafted Chris Johnson, you’re wondering if you should sit him against Pittsburgh’s vaunted defense, perhaps starting Brian Westbrook and Ray Rice instead. Or maybe you have Santonio Holmes as one of your wide receivers and you’re worried that Wes Welker, who’s playing Monday night and is also on your team, might sit with an injury. Do you start Holmes, or do you gamble on Welker?
It’s enough to give even a casual fantasy player fits.
So don’t worry about it.
Go with your stars in week one. If you have Johnson, Westbrook, and Rice, you start Johnson and Westbrook, with Rice in the flex (if you have one). You don’t sit Johnson just because he’s playing a good defense. And you know how Bill Belichick is with injuries; Wes Welker will play on Monday — that’s five days away. Start Welker and whoever your #2 is (Ochocinco or Cotchery or whomever you picked), and let Santonio Holmes sit on the end of your bench.
I’m active in several fantasy football communities, and I’ve dispensed the same advice for the past week: start your starters unless they’re clearly ruled out. Obviously you don’t start Pierre Thomas or Marshawn Lynch — Thomas is injured and Lynch is suspended — but if you drafted McNabb as your starting QB, you don’t sit him just because Carolina’s got a good defense or because your backup (say, Carson Palmer) has a good matchup.
There are situations in which you want to play matchups — if your QBs are David Garrard and Joe Flacco, or if you went WR-heavy early and only have Kevin Smith, Darren McFadden, and Cedric Benson as your RBs. But if you have a well-balanced team, you start your starters in week one.
For reference, here’s my starting lineups in week one:
11Alive League:
QB: Jay Cutler
RB: Steve Slaton, Brian Westbrook
WR: Wes Welker, Hines Ward
Flex: Ray Rice
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
D: Patriots
K: Jeff Reed
Bench: K.Walter, D.Mason, F.Jackson, C.Pennington, B.Celek, L.Betts, C.Henry(CIN)
Chesley’s League:
QB: Jay Cutler
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson, Brian Westbrook
WR: Wes Welker, Hines Ward, Kevin Walter
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
D: Patriots
K: Kris Brown
Bench: P.Thomas, R.Rice, D.Mason, J.Flacco, D.Bess
See anyone on either bench that deserves to start over who’s already in there? My only question would be to possibly start Mason over Walter in Chesley’s league, but I have my reasons for picking Kevin Walter — specifically, he benefits from double-coverage against Andre Johnson, and if Johnson goes down, Walter will rarely face double-coverage.
There are compelling arguments for starting most of my bench players — Mason is a reception machine, Flacco has a great matchup, Rice (in Chesley’s league) also has an easy matchup, Fred Jackson is starting this week — but why start them over guys I picked sooner.
Everyone calm down. Start your starters. You’ll be happier in the long run.
I’m in one IDP league, and it’s a doozy. While you pick a team defense in most leagues, in this league you pick an entire defense — ten defensive starters. It adds a whole new angle to drafting.
You’d think so, anyway.
Drafting out of the fourth position, and with Peyton Manning as my keeper, I didn’t draft a defensive player until the 11th round or so — Justin Tuck, DE-NYG — and then didn’t draft any more defenders until I was satisfied with my offensive players. Unless your IDP league rewards defensive play with overly-heavy scoring, don’t waste a high draft position on an IDP. There are just too many good defenders.
My defensive squad:
DB: Chris Gamble (CAR), Troy Polamalu (PIT), Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (ARZ), Quintin Mikell (PHI)
LB: Curtis Lofton (ATL), Ernie Sims (DET)
DL: Justin Tuck (NYG), Ray Edwards (MIN)
DL/LB: Terrell Suggs (BAL), Mathias Kiwanuka (NYG)

Baltimore Ravens DL/LB Terrell Suggs. (AP photo)
Like with a regular draft, you can’t get superstars at every position. The guys I picked highest were, in order, Tuck, Polamalu, and Suggs — one at each position.
You probably won’t be in many leagues like this. However, there are tricks to drafting good value at IDP:
IDP leagues can be really interesting, and they add a cool wrinkle to fantasy football. Just don’t overvalue your IDP.
Fantasy football is not about your favorite teams. It’s not about your favorite players. It’s not about who played at what college or who used to be on which squad. It’s about one thing:
How many fantasy points will a player get you?

Don't hate. (AP photo)
I’ve been a Dolphins fan all my life — since before Marino was on the team. I particularly despise the Patriots, and I don’t much care for the Cowboys either. But that won’t stop me from drafting Wes Welker, Tom Brady, Marion Barber, or Nick Folk. And even though I’m a fan, I’m not going to automatically draft Pennington, Ronnie Brown, Ted Ginn, or Anthony Fasano.
I do have a token Dolphin on all my teams — usually a receiver taken in the last round or Chad Pennington as my backup QB (he has favorable matchups midseason) — but I don’t go out of my way to pick anyone I actually like.
On Tuesday night, drafting with my fraternity brothers, I couldn’t help but shake my head in dismay as two extremely-capable fantasy footballers made statements I simply could not understand:
Homers and haters tend to miss out on great players because they can’t see themselves drafting Cowboys, or Giants, or Patriots, or Jets, or Steelers, or Bengals, or any of the other 26 NFL teams they really love or really despise. And it’s a huge mistake they’re making. Pass on Marion Barber because you’re concerned about his time-share, or draft Santonio Holmes because you think he’ll be a legitimate deep threat. But don’t draft with your heart. You’ll lose every time.